It's Not Drinking, It's Sensory Evaluation
Solid Black Triblend / S
$24.99
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Official findings are in: it's not drinking — it's sensory evaluation. And you, friend, are basically a scientist.
This vintage-style bourbon tee turns your tasting hobby into the serious academic discipline it deserves to be. A wild-haired professor raises his tasting glass to the light, surrounded by an intricately engraved world of copper stills, chemistry formulas, oak barrels, and fine bourbon at a very respectable 112.4 proof. Every inch of this design is packed with detail, rendered in aged gold and cream tones that look like they were pulled straight off a 19th-century whiskey label.
It's the perfect shirt for distillery tours, tasting nights, backyard pours, or any occasion where someone questions your "research methods." Sip. Observe. Conclude. Repeat as needed.
A standout gift for the bourbon lover, whiskey collector, or self-appointed lab director of the home bar.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
40 singles
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
It's Not Drinking, It's Sensory Evaluation
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
This vintage-style bourbon tee turns your tasting hobby into the serious academic discipline it deserves to be. A wild-haired professor raises his tasting glass to the light, surrounded by an intricately engraved world of copper stills, chemistry formulas, oak barrels, and fine bourbon at a very respectable 112.4 proof. Every inch of this design is packed with detail, rendered in aged gold and cream tones that look like they were pulled straight off a 19th-century whiskey label.
It's the perfect shirt for distillery tours, tasting nights, backyard pours, or any occasion where someone questions your "research methods." Sip. Observe. Conclude. Repeat as needed.
A standout gift for the bourbon lover, whiskey collector, or self-appointed lab director of the home bar.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
40 singles
Regular fit
Side-seamed construction
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |