I Drink Bourbon And I Know Things
Black Heather / S
$24.99
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Everybody's an expert until the ice starts melting.
This one belongs to the guy who holds court from the corner of the porch — the one with a take on the mash bill, the smoker temp, the bullpen, and whether that barrel pick was actually worth the drive. He's usually right. He is always confident.
Vintage saloon-poster typography in aged gold and bone, framed with ornate flourishes, pointing hands, and a heavy rocks glass on the rocks. Distressed like a hundred-year-old advertisement pulled off a distillery wall.
Wear it to the tasting room, the barrel pick, the backyard fire, or the group chat's next argument about what actually counts as top shelf.
Makes an easy gift for the bourbon drinker who already owns every glass, every rock, and every opinion. Father's Day, birthdays, retirement, or the friend who keeps saying he's going to start a whiskey podcast.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
I Drink Bourbon And I Know Things
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
This one belongs to the guy who holds court from the corner of the porch — the one with a take on the mash bill, the smoker temp, the bullpen, and whether that barrel pick was actually worth the drive. He's usually right. He is always confident.
Vintage saloon-poster typography in aged gold and bone, framed with ornate flourishes, pointing hands, and a heavy rocks glass on the rocks. Distressed like a hundred-year-old advertisement pulled off a distillery wall.
Wear it to the tasting room, the barrel pick, the backyard fire, or the group chat's next argument about what actually counts as top shelf.
Makes an easy gift for the bourbon drinker who already owns every glass, every rock, and every opinion. Father's Day, birthdays, retirement, or the friend who keeps saying he's going to start a whiskey podcast.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.