Basically a Scientist

It's not drinking — it's sensory evaluation. And the data is conclusive: he's basically a scientist.

This tee turns a good bourbon pour into a full laboratory study, complete with a Glencairn mounted in a lab stand, labeled flavor compounds (vanillin, ethanol, charred oak), and tasting notes diagrammed like a textbook figure. Topped with the official "Department of Bourbon Sciences" seal, it's a love letter to the enthusiast whose idea of research involves nosing, sipping, and "repeating as necessary."

It's the perfect gift for the bourbon connoisseur, the whiskey nerd, or the friend who can actually explain why oak and vanillin matter. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, distillery tours, or any occasion that calls for honoring his rigorous methodology. A guaranteed favorite for the serious student of the glass.

Detailed, distressed diagram-style design with a worn-in vintage finish that fits right into his everyday rotation.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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